Buttgrade Technology, Feels Good, Doesn’t Judge
Buttgrade Technology, Feels Good, Doesn’t Judge
100% Sit-isfaction. Zero Enlightenment Required.
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Product Details
Product Details
Cover: A premium, soft-touch, stretchy fabric designed to feel good against skin and blend seamlessly into your space. Removable and washable so your Seet stays clean even if life gets messy.
Fill: Filled with 100% natural buckwheat hulls, because foam is a liar and cotton gives up too fast. Buckwheat adapts to your body instantly, grounding your hips and keeping your spine in alignment so you can sit longer without feeling personally attacked by gravity.
Shape & Support: Engineered with a supportive forward tilt to help your pelvis align and your joints relax. And because butts-owners have unique preferences, it’s designed to be used however you need: under you, behind you, or on top of you like a weighted blanket of calm. It meets your nervous system where it’s at.
Weight: Each Seet is 5.6lbs. Hefty enough to feel stable (because grounding matters), light enough to move from room to room without a dramatic sigh. Size: Designed to fit most butts and sitting preferences. Cross-legged, knees-down, or “I’m just trying this for three minutes, please don’t judge me.”
Care: Cover zips off for easy machine washing. And if you like a softer sit, just take out a little buckwheat until it feels right for you.
Designed For: Butt-owners who “can’t” meditate, who overthink, who must sit weird on floors, who want their living room to look calm even if their brain isn’t yet.
Product Benefits
Product Benefits
📵 Puts You on Airplane Mode
😮💨 Cushions the Chaos (Inside and Out)
🎢 Reduces Emotional Whiplash
🫁 Resets Breathing to Factory Settings
🧠 Converts Over Thinking into Gentle Noticing
Returns
Returns
Think you’ve reached the point of no return? You have. All Seet purchases are final sale because sitting works when you stick with it. If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, email calmdept@takeaseet.com within 7 days with your order number, a cheeky note, and photos. We’ll solve the problem (and guide you through a 5-minute sit if the sit-uation rattled you).
Shipping
Shipping
Processing: Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days.
Tracking: You’ll get a tracking email as soon as your Seet starts its journey.
Rates & Timing: Calculated at checkout based on your location and speed preferences.
Effects may vary in the best way, but peace and joy show up for an alarming number of butt-owners who once swore they “couldn’t” meditate. They’ve had to rewrite their looped narrative of “overachieveing busy-body” or “calm-resistent.” And yes, people are genuinely shocked by how much doing nothing… does something.
meditate
shmeditate
just sit
We can’t change the pace of the world,
but we can change our pace in it.
The Benefits of Doing Nothing
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Literally Cushions Your Chaos
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Reduces Thinking (By At Least One Thought)
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Makes Your Nervous System Less Nervous
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Like a Magic Carpet Ride to Peace & Joy
BENEFITS
OF DOING
NOTHING
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📵 Puts You on
Airplane Mode -
😮💨 Cushions the Chaos
(Inside and Out) -
🎢 Reduces
Emotional Whiplash -
🫁 Resets Breathing to
Factory Settings -
🧠 Converts Over
Thinking into Noticing
BEING A BUTT-OWNER
IS REALLY HARD
Introducing calm, powered by gravity.
Weighted. Washable. Waiting.
THE LOST ART OF
SITTING STILL
THE LOST
ART OF
SITTING
STILL
SITTING vs MEDITATING
Less mystic, more realistic.
SITTING
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Come As You Are
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Feels Human
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Snacks Allowed
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Breath Optional
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Works In Jeans
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No Judgment
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Real Peace
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Emotional Support
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You, But Softer
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Cusions The Chaos
MEDITATING
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Arrive Enlightened
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Feels Overwhelming
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Incense & Rituals
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Breath Mandatory
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Matching Set Energy
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Corrects Your Posture
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Earned Calm
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Spiritual Homework
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You, But Trying
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Chases Perfection
ADVANCED BUTTGRADE
TECHNOLOGY
Turns out, doing nothing does something.
Just sit. Everything else updates automatically.
Engineered for
Maximum Sit-isfaction
Soft, Washable
Fabric Cover
6 lbs of the Finest
Buckwheat Inner
Thoughtfully Sourced,
Consciously Filled
Supports Your Back
and Your Butt
WORD ON THE SEET
Things started looking up when
they put their butts down.
“Helps Me Deal With My Mother-In-Law”
I asked God to help me with her. I think he answered because I stumbled on a Seet ad and now my wife thinks I learned patience. Maybe I did.
“Less Responsibility Than An Emotional Support Animal”
I was going to get an emotional support animal because I refused to meditate. Then, my sister sent me a Seet. This is way less responsibility and it actually works. I’m way less anxious from sitting.
“Professional Overthinker”
I still can’t meditate, but I can really sit. I am a professional overthinker and I seriously have less thoughts because I got a Seet. Some are still crazy, but there are less for sure.
“Chaos is Calmer”
I’m still chaotic, but my chaos is calmer. LOL. I spiral less dramatically when I sit. Shockingly stabilizing for my ridiculous life.
“My Therapist Was Confused”
I told my therapist I feel calmer lately and she asked what changed. I said “I sit on a Seet now.” She didn’t get it.
“Makes Me Look Like I Meditate”
I do not meditate. But sitting on this cushion makes people assume I do and in some weird way I think the reputational change created real change.
“My Dog Thinks It’s His”
My dog sits on the Seet all day. I take it back. He takes it again. Somehow we both get calmer, so it’s fine. I LOVE SEET.
“Makes Me Feel Like a Functional Adult”
Somedays I wonder if I’m a functional adult. Sitting on my Seet makes me feel like I am.
90-DAY SIT-BACK
GUARANTEE
90-DAY
SIT-BACK
GUARANTEE
We’ll give you a refund if you send us
90 videos of you sitting.
One per day. Minimal effort. Maximum comedy.
Submit Evidence
Frequently
Avoidable Questions
Proof that people can overcomplicate
anything, just to avoid sitting.
